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Jeff Foxworthy
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I
like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental
stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for
squirting out babies.
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill
someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from
driving to the ball game.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason that is why there are no
girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!
I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an
opinion. I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except
numbers.
The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the
United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and
Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund,
Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see
what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are
different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are
black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial
profiling, it is the law of statistics.
I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex
from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my
personal business. It would be "FIRED" immediately!
I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a
newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if
you want to be an American citizen you should have to speak English!
My father and grandfather should not have died in vain so you can leave the
countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.
I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you
threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the
order" freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.
I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes
when needed. I know what the definition of lying is.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified
for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks,
etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket
store
, or any other business.
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars
to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over here and
tell us our constitution is a living document and open to their interpretations.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but so
are movies and television, and that doesn't stop you from watching them. I
believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous
than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to
make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's
better and put your name on the building.
It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a
parent to stand up to the kid and smack his/her little butt when necessary and
say "NO".
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend
they are a political statement. And please stay home until that new lip ring
heals, I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French
fries!
I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the suck ups that go
along with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was
born in
Africa
, so how can they be
"African Americans"?
Besides,
Africa
is a continent. I don't go
around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great,
great, great grandfather was from
Europe
. I am proud to be from
America
and no where else.
And if you don't like my point of view, tough! GET OVER IT!!! WAKE UP WHILE YOU
STILL HAVE A COUNTRY TO WAKE UP TO
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